You shun hugs, jumping jacks, and stomach-sleeping because your boobs hurt.
You wake up to check the sheets, readjust your body, and sleep in a leak-prevention position.
You whisper-ask your coworker if she has an extra pad or tampon because you forgot to refill your stash.
You regular-ask your coworker for change, too embarrassed to ask for a pad but not too proud to buy a flimsy one from the office bathroom.
Take multiple showers a day, and then clean the scene each time like you’re covering up a crime.
Bring a jacket or sweater with you regardless of the weather, because you’re scared you may need to tie it around you later.
You don dark colors or special outfits as camouflage for bloat and self-consciousness.